For the best effect, imagine the title of this article, in whispered tones and with a French accent, just like the adverts. Now read on, and remember to think that way every time it is mentioned.
We have all had time now, to reflect on the £81 Billion in cuts required to facilitate the first part of the plan to lower our national deficit. Annual government borrowing, is forecast for 2010/11 at £149 Billion, this is a whopping 12.6% of Gross Domestic Product (GDP). With nothing to back up this monetary version of a bad dream, no gold reserves to speak of, no tax take of any worth through manufactured goods, or exports. What our Genetically Modified leaders have been doing, is putting on their nice white coats, and in their laboratory, they have been busy making… SUBTERFUGE… THE NEW FRAGRANCE BY CONDEM. (remember the French accent and whispered tones)
Everyone’s wearing it, but nobody can remember buying it. Funny that, but at least it’s a nice smell, unlike poverty, debt, crime, immigration and EU legislation. Collectively that is what we’d be smelling if our politicians had not thought it pretty clever of themselves to spray us with Subterfuge. Subterfuge means hiding something, underhanded, and to escape a consequence. Come to think of it, I’m sure I can smell all those things, but I must be imagining it, just like you readers.
Last month, September, saw borrowing at £16.2 Billion… yes, one month. Last year in September, borrowing was at £14.8 Billion. That means even without the massive interest of £44 Billion just to pay off these debts, the gap in just one month from one year to another, is £1.4 Billion. Even their new fragrance can’t hide that smell can it?
Subterfuge, the new fragrance by ConDem, also takes away the stench given off by two particular omissions, when George Osborne spelled out his ideas for surviving it all. One was never mentioning the cost of the EU… £58 Billion per year. Two, mass immigration and its annual cost of £100 Billion.
Factor into all this, the costs we will face when Osborne and his GM politicians, spend £500m investing in targeted measures to improve Britain’s long-term growth potential and build a fairer society. A fairer society? There’s that smell again, someone get another bottle of SUBTERFUGE quickly. The difference that £1.4 Billion would make if the country was not forced to borrow more in just one month, would be £16.8 Billion per year taken forward each month… enough to build another 160 super hospitals like Glasgow’s new Southern General, which can cater for around 725,000 patients every year.
That’s the power of Subterfuge the new fragrance by ConDem.
So what are we getting for our debt reduction?
The smell of roses, as they cloud our brains with words, but not deeds. Our penance for allowing a greedy elite to herd us through decades of disastrous policies and outright treachery is not only debt, but a sense of permanent fear and oppression. Laws now in place will be able to get almost every Briton, whether knowingly, or otherwise, a prison sentence. Law makers that are not even British, are as we speak, entering into agreements with the dark forces of internationalism, to ensure we do not even have the political options open to us that, even the most despotic African nations enjoy. This is what we have allowed, and the fragrance is pure Subterfuge.
The promise of all post-war governments was to let people retire while still in some degree of good health. But ConDem has sprayed millions with its new fragrance, hoping it will hide the government’s resource budget plan, which will enhance a growth of 37 per cent in foreign aid, from £6.3billion, to £9.4billion by 2014.
Aah!!!! The great smell of Subterfuge… cuts and more cuts, debt compounded by more debt, millions of jobs lost, NHS and Police forces unable to protect and keep us in good health, and immigrants encouraged to come here regardless of the obvious, and pre-planned outcome… beautiful. As Subterfuge, the new fragrance by ConDem, gets even more effective, so does the opportunity for us to get into the lab, and produce our own fragrance.
Now then, I wonder what the title could be?
Let me think. (Quiet now, I’m thinking). Oh’ I know… how about this for a PR and marketing bit of genius… REVENGE, THE FRAGRANCE BY BRITONS? Sound good?
Very funny but on the serious side this is not a new fragrance they and their ilk have used this artifice for decades
Very true, but humour plays a part in our British daily political lives mgigc59. The headline makes for a funny look at the whole damned project in the light of the billions of cuts though.